NYC Comedy Picks for Week of June 5, 2017

NYC Comedy Picks for Monday 6/5/17

Two of the very finest stand-ups in the country, Judah Friedlander (30 Rock, Meet the Parents, Along Came Polly, author of bestselling cartoon book If the Raindrops United) and Ted Alexandro (David Letterman, Conan O'Brien, Jimmy Kimmel, two Comedy Central Presents half-hour specials; comedy album I Did It; webseries Teachers Lounge; frequently opens for Louis C.K. and Jim Gaffigan) co-headline in the West Village hosted by Jon Fisch (David Letterman, Comedy Central, Last Comic Standing, VH1, comedy album He Has Friends): Judah Friedlander and Ted Alexandro (8:00 pm, $10 plus 2-item min., Village Underground at 130 West 3rd Street)...

...and sketch & TV comedy legend David Cross (Mr. Show, Arrested Development, Modern Family) guest-hosts stand-ups Beth Stelling (Jimmy Kimmel, Comedy Central), Matteo Lane (Comedy Central, MTV's Guy Code & Girl Code), Rob Cantrell (Last Comic Standing, Comedy Central, HBO, VHI, FX's Totally Biased, documentary Metaphysical Graffiti, High Times), Ramy Youssef (Stephen Colbert), and Ramon Rivas, all performing at Night Train (8:00 pm; $8; Brooklyn's Littlefield at 622 Degraw Street, take R subway to Union Street)

More recommendations for the best in New York City comedy tonight (in chronological order, with top picks noted and shows over $10 marked with $) include:

[FREE] 6:00 pm to midnight: Six free hours of improvisation—including at 8:00 pm group Poor Melissa, which features superb comics Dana Shulman & Adrian Sexton—at The PIT Underground: Super Free Monday

7:00 pm ($7): Jake Lucas hosts comics, and also has to meet a fitness goal or be punished throughout the show, at The PIT Loft (154 West 29th Street): Fit Or F*cked

[TOP PICK] [FREE] 7:30 pm: Janine Brito (VH1's Martha & Snoop's Potluck Dinner Party; former staff writer/performer for FX's Totally Biased), Matt Koff (staff writer for The Daily Show), Matt Goldich (staff writer for Seth Meyers; Comedy Central, VH1), and Christian Polanco (Offstage and Cooligans podcasts) () perform stand-up at the HiFi Bar (169 Avenue A) hosted by Mindy Raf (brilliant one-woman show Keeping My Kidneys; MTV's Girl Code, College Humor; author of YA novel The Symptoms of My Insanity; often performs as singing alter ego Leibya Rogers) & Katie Compa: Golden Spiral Comedy

[TOP PICK] [$] 7:30 pm, 9:30 pm, and 11:30 pm ($12 plus 2-item food/drink min.): Some of the finest stand-ups in the country spread among three shows at Comedy Cellar (117 MacDougal Street, between 3rd Street & Minetta Lane): Comedy Cellar Monday

7:30 pm ($7): Comedy groups Kinfolk and Stockton and perform sketch comedy at The Magnet theatre: Magnet Sketch Teams

7:30 ($7): Rob Cantrell (Last Comic Standing, Comedy Central, HBO, VHI, FX's Totally Biased, documentary Metaphysical Graffiti, High Times), Paganomation (The Lego Movie), Jaboukie Young-White (Rough Night, Buzzfeed), and more performing at UCB East hosted by Nat Townsen: Downtown Variety Hour

[TOP PICK] 8:00 pm ($7): Sketch comedy that aims to have you "laughing until blood pours out of your throat and eyes and you die and you go to hell and you're like 'god damn that was worth it!' to Satan and he'll be like 'Yeah, I know, I was there, it was dope':" at the UCB Chelsea theatre: " O.S.F.U.G. The Fast Fuckin' Sketch Show

[TOP PICK] 8:00 pm ($10): A "longform storytelling" show provides a whopping 30 minutes per writer/performer, with tonight's yarn-spinners Ed Gavagan (TED Talks, Moth Grandslam champion, WNYC's Moth Radio Hour), Doug Smith (Conan O'Brien, co-host of See You In Hell), and Nate Charles Troisi (writer/comic) at Under St. Marks (94 St. Marks Place, off First Avenue) hosted by Eli Reiter: Long Story Long

[TOP PICK] [$] 8:00 pm ($5 plus 2-item food/drink min.): Will Sylvince hosts Michelle Wolf, Liza Treyger, Sam Morril, and more trying out fresh stand-up material at The Fat Black Pussycat Lounge (130 West 3rd Street): New Joke Night

8:00 pm ($7): A double-bill of one-woman shows by Katina Corrao (HBO, Comedy Central's Broad City, VH1, co-host of Lasers in the Jungle) and Becky Yamamoto (Web series Uninspired) at The PIT Mainstage: Funky Cold Katina and My So-Called Loif

8:00 pm ($5): Producers, writers, and other staff members of TruTV show Impractical Jokers improvise scenes at The PIT Loft (154 West 29th Street): Impractical Jokers Staff Infection

[FREE] 8:00 pm: Four improvisers form teams with comics they've never performed with before at The Creek upstairs theatre in Queens' Long Island City: The Kaleidoscope

[TOP PICK] 8:30 pm ($6): Frank Conniff (TV's Frank on Mystery Science Theater 3000) hosts as "Moodsy, the Clinically Depressed Owl showing weird/crappy old cartoons in between sets," with guests Rebecca Leib, Mia Faith Hammond, and Carolina Hildalgo at Astoria Queens' QED: A Place to Show & Tell (27-16 23rd Avenue). Described by Patton Oswalt as "like a kid's show done in Bosnia," it's Frank Conniff's Cartoon Dump

9:00 pm ($7): Improv from underrepresented voices at The Magnet theatre: Mixtape: Diversity Improv

9:30 ($7): House sketch groups Pretty Boys and Cha-Cha try out new material at UCB Chelsea for Maude Night

9:00 pm ($7): Improv veterans Chelsea Clarke, Anthony Apruzzese, and/or Steve Theiss host and perform this show at UCB East with guest improvisors: Improv Nerds

9:30 pm ($7): A play about a plus-size woman who overnight magically turns into an ideal body type, and "now must navigate a society where she is desired rather than reviled" at The PIT Loft (154 West 29th Street): Beautiful, Enormous

9:30 pm ($7): A one-man show by Ladell Thomas that blends dance and comedy while telling the story of fictional character Mr. Ocean at The PIT Mainstage: The His-Tory Of The Marvelous Majestic Mr. Ocean

[TOP PICK] [FREE] 10:00 pm: Sean Patton (one of the finest stand-ups in the country; killer sets on Jimmy Fallon and Conan O'Brien, Comedy Central Half Hour, VH1, feature film Wifed Out; former co-host of Esquire Network's Best Bars in America), Joe List (HBO, David Letterman, Last Comic Standing, Comedy Central), Aida Rodriguez (co-star of FOX's Barbershop'd; Last Comic Standing finalist), Wendi Starling (Fuse.TV, Playboy Radio, co-produces GlamourPuss), Tim Dillon, Graham Kay, and Matthew Broussard perform for this free weekly show at The Stand Comedy Club (239 Third Avenue, off 20th Street) hosted by Aaron Berg (TV series 24 Hour Rental, documentary A Universal Language): Frantic Mondays

[FREE] 10:00 pm: NYC stand-ups—sometimes stellar ones—push boundaries for a show designed for looseness and experimentation at The Creek upstairs theatre in Queens' Long Island City hosted by Andy Sandford: Permission to Fail

10:30 pm ($7): Talented comics perform solo characters at The Magnet theatre hosted by Ari Miller & Elena Skopeto: Character Bash

[MEGA-TOP PICK] [FREE; reservations go quickly, but you can probably get in if you arrive early and are okay with standing] 11:00 pm: Some of the finest comics in the world—who aren't announced in advance, but it's usually a great lineup and often an extraordinary one—at UCB Chelsea hosted by someone who's probably terrific while peerless host Aparna Nancherla is showing the rest of the country how amazing she is: Whiplash

Monday Open Mics & Jams

4:30 pm-7:00 pm ($5 plus 1 drink min., with drinks as low as $2): Walk-in stand-up open mic with two rounds, the first providing 5-6 minutes per set and the second 2-3 minutes per set, at The Grisly Pear (107 MacDougal Street) hosted by Tuval Mor: Kickin It Open Mic

5:00 pm ($5): Two-hour open-mic for 20 stand-ups performing for 5 minutes each, with sign-up online here, at the Stand Up NY Comedy Club (236 West 78th Street): Stand Up NY Open Mic

[FREE] 6:00 pm: Open mic stand-up show that provides each performer who shows up time on stage at The Creek downstairs lounge in Queens' LIC (10-93 Jackson Avenue) hosted by Jacob Lie & Stu Melton: Raining Buckets

6:00 pm ($3): A walk-in stand-up open mic hosted by Katherine Dudas and a walk-in improv jam hosted by Collin Gossel somehow happen at the same time at The PIT Loft (154 West 29th Street): The Improv Open Mic Stand-Up Jam

6:00 pm & 8:00 pm ($5 for both comics and audience members, no drink min.): Open mic stand-up providing 5-7 minutes per comic, with each show running 1 hour and 45 minutes. Arrive 30 minutes before the show you want to be in to get on the signup sheet. This is a fine opportunity to perform at the only comedy club in the East Village: Eastville Comedy Club Open Mic

[FREE] 6:00 pm: Your chance to make up scenes in a 7-minute set with veteran improvisors who are supporting diverse voices at The Magnet theatre: Diversity Jam

7:30 pm ($10; sign-up starts at 7:00 pm): Open mic for stand-ups, storytellers, singers, poets, actors, and more, with 5 minutes per performer and 25 slots available, at The Parkside Lounge (317 East Houston Street, off Avenue B) hosted by Nathan P., followed by a raucous afterparty with dancing & drink specials from 10:00 to midnight: Inspired Word's Open Mic Joint

[FREE] 9:00 pm: Walk-in weekly open mic that favors an act beyond joke-telling (storytelling, characters, etc.), which receives 5 minutes on stage vs. just 3 minutes for stand-up, at Brooklyn's The Topaz (251 Bushwick Avenue) hosted by Colin Michael & Fitzgerald Burgess: Late Mic

[FREE] 10:30 pm: Improv veterans Chelsea Clarke, Anthony Apruzzese, and/or Steve Theiss host and perform in this show at UCB East with improvisors taken from the audience...and who may include you: Improv Nerds Jam

11:00 pm ($5): Open mic stand-up, with each comic getting 5 minutes and room for 15 comics who sign up per show, at The PIT Mainstage hosted by John Field: The Power Exchange

[FREE] 11:00 pm: Open mic stand-up show that provides each performer whose name is pulled from a bucket 4 minutes on stage at The Creek upstairs theatre in Queens' Long Island City hosted by Joseph Robert: PBR & Scrap Paper Open Mic Stand-Up

[FREE] 11:00 pm: Improv students are welcomed onto the stage at The PIT Underground for this weekly open access show hosted by such improv talents as Gary DeNoia and Langston Belton at The PIT Underground: Base Jam

NYC Comedy Picks for Tuesday 6/6/17

Ron Funches (one of the funniest and most irresistibly likeable performers in show biz—co-star of NBC's Powerless and Undateable; HBO's Crashing, ABC's Black-ish; Jimmy Fallon, Conan O'Brien, Chelsea Lately, frequent star contestant on @midnight (holding the record with Doug Benson for most wins); starred in a Comedy Central Half Hour, was a writer & cast member of Kroll Show; comedy album The Funches of Us ), Sal Vulcano (co-star of TruTV's Impractical Jokers), Ester Steinberg (co-star of Oxygen's Funny Girls, regular panelist on The Meredith Vieira Show), Emma Arnold (author of Notion Sickness), and more performing for Seth Herzog's Sweet (9:00 pm, $10, The Slipper Room at 167 Orchard Street)

More recommendations for the best in New York City comedy tonight (in chronological order, with top picks noted and shows over $10 marked with $) include:

6:00 pm ($7): Improv revolving around magical worlds at The PIT Mainstage: Kikiriki's Kingdom

[TOP PICK] [$] 7:00 pm ($5 plus 2-item food/drink min.): Broadway, TV, and film star Colin Quinn (Trainwreck, comedy national treasure) hones material for a one-man show at The Fat Black Pussycat Lounge (130 West 3rd Street): Colin Quinn: Law Abiding Criminals

[TOP PICK] 7:00 pm-11:00 pm ($7 for the whole evening): In this 4-hour extravaganza, eight singing & dancing improv groups at The Magnet make up musicals based on audience suggestions: Magnet Musical Megawatt

7:00 pm ($7): Comedy duo Florence Friebe & Essie Zar express gratitude to a different theme every month (e.g., Beyonce, future boyfriends) at The PIT Mainstage: The Thank You Show

7:00 pm ($7): All-gal improv at The PIT Underground: Inamorata: Lady Improv

7:00 pm ($7): Improv group That's Dinner! performs and hosts other indie groups at The PIT Loft (154 West 29th Street): Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?

[TOP PICK] [$] 7:30 pm, 9:30 pm, and 11:30 pm ($12 plus 2-item food/drink min.): Some of the finest stand-ups in the country spread among three shows at Comedy Cellar (117 MacDougal Street, between 3rd Street & Minetta Lane): Comedy Cellar Tuesday

[TOP PICK] 7:30 pm ($7): A monthly show about obsessions with pop culture, with tonight's topic Weddings with Katie Hartman (brilliant, fearless dark comedy writer/performer; sketch groups Skinny Bitch Jesus Meeting and Hartman & Carl, PIT Saturday night improv group Gypsy Danger), Michelle Buteau (VH1's Morning Buzz and Best Week Ever, Comedy Central's Key & Peele, FOX's Enlisted, Craig Ferguson, Last Comic Standing, @midnight, comedy album Shut Up), and Isaac Oliver (Intimacy Idiot) performing at UCB East hosted by Damian Bellino & Anne Rodeman: So Into It: A Fanatic Variety Show

[TOP PICK] 8:00 pm ($10—sold out of advance seats, but there'll be 150 tickets at the door): A monthly wild pun competition hosted by father-daughter duo Fred Firestone and Jo Firestone (staff writer for Jimmy Fallon; radio host of WFMU's Dr. Gameshow, live-on-stage host of The Unexpectashow and The Incredible Game Show Showcase, co-author with Fred of #1 bestselling Punderdome: A Card Game for Pun Lovers), with 18 audience members competing at Brooklyn's Littlefield (622 Degraw Street; take R subway to Union Street): Punderdome 3000

[TOP PICK] [$] 8:00 pm ($10 plus 2-item food/drink min.): Jessica Kirson (The Tonight Show, The View, Last Comic Standing, Celebrity Apprentice, HBO, Showtime, Comedy Central, Bravo, VH1) performs a one-woman show at Village Underground (130 West 3rd Street) : Jessica Kirson: Talking to Myself

[TOP PICK] [FREE] 8:00ish pm: Josh Gondelman (writer/producer for HBO's Last Week Tonight with John Oliver; Conan O'Brien, The New Yorker), Emmy Blotnick (rising star; staff writer & warm-up comic for Comedy Central's spectacular The President Show; writer for Comedy Central's @midnight, Roast of Rob Lowe, and Not Safe with Nikki Glaser; MTV's Nikki and Sara Live, VH1's Best Week Ever), Jordan Temple (writer for MTV's Decoded), Ethan SP, and Isabel Hagen perform stand-up at Brooklyn's Hungry Ghost Cafe/Bar (781 Fulton Street, between Fulton and South Oxford Streets) hosted by Keenan Steiner & Thiago Macklin: Comedy at the Corner

[TOP PICK] 8:00 pm ($10): A classic play by Pulitzer & Tony Award-winning playwright John Patrick Shanley is performed by Nicholas Thomas (sketch group Blunderbuss), Alexis Di Gregorio, and George Walsh with direction by Patrick McCartney at The PIT Loft (154 West 29th Street): The Dreamer Examines His Pillow

[TOP PICK] [FREE] 8:00 pm: Comics creators join super-hosts Alex Zalben, Justin Tyler, and Pete LePage in a lively & hilarious discussion about four-color pop culture at The PIT Loft (154 West 29th Street), with giveaways of comics and gift certificates: Comic Book Club

8:00 pm ($8): "A comedy show about truth," with Mitra Jouhari, Alex Watt, and Zach Zimmerman performing at Brooklyn's Union Hall (702 Union Street; take R subway to Union Street) hosted by Blythe Roberson & Madelyn Freed: The Scientists

8:00 pm ($7): Storytellers Ziwe Fumudoh, Vanessa Valerio, Greg DeLucia, Jamie Brickhouse, and David Hu share tales of life before the Web at The PIT Mainstage hosted by Vanessa Golembewski: Before the Internet

8:00 pm ($5): UCB house groups Mermaids and Moose make up scenes using the long improv form called The Harold at the UCB Chelsea theatre (see also 9:30 pm): Harold Night, Part 1

[FREE; plus FREE DRAFT BEER 8:00-8:30!] 8:00 pm: Andy Sandford (Conan O'Brien, Comedy Central, Adult Swim, The Beards of Comedy), Corinne Fisher (co-host of popular podcast Guys We Fucked), Luke Touma, and Jordan Jensen perform stand-up at Brooklyn's Two Boots Pizza Williamsburg (558 Driggs Avenue) hosted by Lucas Connolly, David Piccolomini, and Jake Fromm: Ambush Comedy

[FREE, plus FREE BEER] 8:00 pm: Enjoy a comfy seat and a free beer while you watch comedy at The Creek's downstairs lounge in Queens' Long Island City: Couch Cave Live

[FREE] 8:00 pm: Noah Gardenswartz (Conan O'Brien, Comedy Central Half Hour), Casey James Salengo, Tierney McCauley, Nataly Aukar, and Robert Dean perform stand-up at Brooklyn's Bar Schimmi (54 North 11th Street) hosted by Ryan Reszelbach: Creative Rezistance Comedy

[TOP PICK] [$] 8:30 pm ($10 plus 2-item food/drink min.): Greer Barnes (HBO's Crashing, David Letterman, Chappelle's Show, For the Love of the Game) performs a one-man show at The Fat Black Pussycat Lounge (130 West 3rd Street): Greer Barnes One NIght Only

[TOP PICK] [FREE] 8:30 pm: Dave Hill (one of the most original and hilariously sharp alternative comics in the country; @midnight, Inside Amy Schumer, Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, This American Life; host for HBO and Cinemax; host of WFMU's The Goddamn Dave Hill Show; bands Valley Lodge and Diamondsnake; books Tasteful Nudes and Dave Hill Doesn't Live Here Anymore; comedy album Let Me Turn You On), Kate Willett (Comedy Central's This Is Not Happening, VICE's Flophouse, comedy album Glass Gutter), Kyle Ayers (written for CBS, Comedy Central, TBS, BBC, The New York Times), and KC Arora perform stand-up hosted by Joe Pera (hilarious and genius deadpan stand-up; killer set on Seth Meyers; Conan O'Brien, Comedy Central, Adult Swim; for a very special one-minute set at Carolines, please click here; for Joe's Kaufman awards submissions, please click here and here) and Dan Licata (The Chris Gethard Show) at Brooklyn's NY Distilling Company (79 Richardson Street; take L subway to Lorimer Street): Dan + Joe + Charles' Show

[FREE] 8:30 pm (reserve your free spots by clicking here): Typically terrific stand-ups (for the line-up, usually posted by 1:00 pm, please click here) performing at The Irish Exit (978 Second Avenue, off 52nd Street, in the back room) produced every Tuesday by Mark Normand, Matt Ruby, Gary Vider, and Sachi Ezura: Hot Soup

8:30 pm ($5): Superb improvisors and guest improv groups join host Skycopter (which includes David Carl) to make up one-act plays on the spot at The PIT Underground: Act One

[TOP PICK] 9:00 pm ($7): Three-prov by Gary Richardson, John Reynolds, and Carmen Christopher at the UCB East theatre: Spaghetti, Bananas and Some Potatoes Too

[FREE] 9:00 pm (mixer from 7:00-9:00 pm): Improv duos compete for your laughs and votes at Astoria Queens' QED: A Place to Show & Tell (27-16 23rd Avenue): Two-Prov Tournament Round #1

[TOP PICK] [$] 9:30 pm ($15 & 2-drink min.): Mike Lawrence (nerd persona but razor-sharp mind has made this stand-up a rapidly rising star; winner of first Comedy Central Roast Battle; staff writer for Emmy-winning Inside Amy Schumer; frequently invited lightning wit on @midnight; star of Comedy Central Snapchat series You're Wrong with Mike Lawrence; Conan O'Brien, Seth Meyers, Comedy Central Half Hour, John Oliver's NY Stand-Up, comedy album Sadamantium), Todd Barry (David Letterman, Conan O'Brien, Comedy Central Presents, FX's Louie, HBO's Flight of the Conchords and Bored to Death, Adult Swim, co-star of feature film The Wrestler, star of delightful documentary The Crowd Work Tour), Matt Goldich (staff writer for Seth Meyers; Comedy Central, VH1), Mo Amer (Stephen Colbert), and Rachael O'Brien (Bravo's Vanderpump Rules) perform stand-up at the Gotham Comedy Club: Comedy Juice

9:30 pm ($5): UCB house groups Some Kid and By the Books make up scenes using the long improv form called The Harold at the UCB Chelsea theatre (see also 8:00 pm): Harold Night, Part 2

9:30 pm ($7): A board member of Physicians for a National Health Program discusses our messy healthcare system and the benefits of a single payer system...and then improvisors make up scenes springboarding off the lecture at The PIT Mainstage: Drunken Civics

10:00 pm ($7): Four improv troupes participate in a game of Cards Against Humanity at The PIT Underground: Cards Against Improv

[TOP PICK] 10:30 pm ($7): Liza Treyger (fresh, fierce, fearless stand-up; Seth Meyers, Comedy Central Half Hour, Chelsea Lately) and Joe Zimmerman (Jimmy Fallon, Conan O'Brien, Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, Comedy Central Half Hour, Last Comic Standing) perform club-length sets at the UCB East theatre hosted by Emmy Blotnick (rising star; staff writer & warm-up comic for Comedy Central's spectacular The President Show; writer for Comedy Central's @midnight, Roast of Rob Lowe, and Not Safe with Nikki Glaser; MTV's Nikki and Sara Live, VH1's Best Week Ever): Big Long Sets

Tuesday Open Mics & Jams

5:00 pm ($5): Two-hour open-mic for 20 stand-ups performing for 5 minutes each, with sign-up online here, at the Stand Up NY Comedy Club (236 West 78th Street): Stand Up NY Open Mic

5:30 pm ($5): Walk-in stand-up open mic at The PIT Loft (154 West 29th Street): Giggles & Bits Open Mic

6:00 pm ($5 for both comics and audience members): Open mic stand-up providing 5-7 minutes per comic, running 2 1/2 hours. Arrive 30 minutes before the show to get on the signup sheet. This is a fine opportunity to perform at the only comedy club in the East Village: Eastville Comedy Club Open Mic

[FREE] 6:00 pm: Open mic for comedy of all types providing 2 minutes for each performer (with sign-up starting at 6:00) at Queens LIC's The Creek upstairs theatre hosted by Tim Unkenholz: Butt Factory

[TOP PICK] [FREE] 8:00 pm: This weekly two-hour open mic storytelling show allows each performer 8 minutes to tell a compelling and funny tale at Queens LIC's The Creek downstairs lounge (it's usually upstairs; the location change is for this week only) hosted by Jake Hart and a guest co-host: The Dump

9:00 pm ($5): Walk-in open mic for solo characters at The PIT Loft (154 West 29th Street) hosted by Douglas Widick: Fresh! Character Show

[FREE] 9:00 pm: Weekly open mic for any kind of act (with sign-up starting at 8:30) at Brooklyn's Little Skips (941 Willoughby Avenue) hosted by Joe Crow Ryan: Tuesday Night Open Mic

10:30 pm ($3): A chance for you to get on stage and improvise with PIT faculty at The PIT Loft (154 West 29th Street): Tuesday After Class: Slow Jam

11:00 pm ($5): Ten stand-ups whose names are drawn from a "golden bowl of destiny" will be given stage time, along with a few invited stand-ups, at The PIT Mainstage hosted by Will Purpura: Bring It

[FREE] 11:00 pm: Weekly walk-in open mic stand-up providing 3 minutes for each comic whose name is pulled from a bucket at Queens LIC's The Creek upstairs theatre hosted by Michelle Slonim: Rapid Fire

NYC Comedy Picks for Wednesday 6/7/17

Ted Alexandro (one of the very finest stand-ups in the country; David Letterman, Conan O'Brien, Jimmy Kimmel, two Comedy Central Presents half-hour specials; comedy album I Did It; webseries Teachers Lounge; frequently opens for Louis C.K. and Jim Gaffigan) headlines in the West Village: Ted Alexandro (8:30 pm, $5 plus 2-item min., The Fat Black Pussycat Lounge at 130 West 3rd Street)

More recommendations for the best in New York City comedy tonight (in chronological order, with top picks noted and shows over $10 marked with $) include:

[FREE] 6:00 pm-midnight: Six hours of free improvisation—including musical improv from group Vern (which includes superb singer & comic Julie A. Feltman) at 7:15 pm, such stellar improvisors as Pat Swearingen and Langston Belton in Hero Complex at 8:30 pm, and star instructors such as Dana Shulman, Adrian Sexton, Chris Booth, and sometimes even PIT owner Ali Reza Farahnakian at The Faculty at 10:00 pm, all at The PIT Mainstage: Super Free Wednesday

[TOP PICK] [$] 7:00 pm ($5 plus 2-item food/drink min.): Broadway, TV, and film star Colin Quinn (Trainwreck, comedy national treasure) hones material for a one-man show at The Fat Black Pussycat Lounge (130 West 3rd Street): Colin Quinn: Law Abiding Criminals

7:00 pm ($7): Group Daddy's Ghost hosts improv, sketch, and/or more at The PIT Loft (154 West 29th Street): The Eulogy: A Variety Show

7:00 pm-11:00 pm ($7 for the entire evening): Four hours of improv from eight groups—plus a free improv jam at 6:00 pm—at The Magnet theatre: Magnet Megawatt

[TOP PICK] [$] 7:30 pm, 8:00 pm, 9:30 pm, 10:00 pm, and 11:30 pm ($14, plus 2-item food/drink min.): Some of the finest stand-ups in the country spread among three shows at Comedy Cellar (117 MacDougal Street, between 3rd Street & Minetta Lane) and 8:00 pm & 10:00 pm shows at Village Underground (130 West 3rd Street, off Sixth Avenue): Comedy Cellar Wednesday

7:30 pm ($7): In this Dungeons & Dragons-themed show, comics Daniel Perafan, Veronica Garza, Dewey Lovett, AJ Thompson, and Kaity Neagle roll a 20-sided die that determines what tasks they must perform while also performing comedy at Astoria Queens' QED: A Place to Show & Tell (27-16 23rd Avenue) hosted by Jacob Galang: Dunces N' Dragons

7:30 pm ($5): Extending the improv showcased at UCB Chelsea's Tuesday Harold Night is this weekly show at UCB East which features house groups Judy Big Mouth, Horse Girl, and Top Heavy also making up scenes via the long improv form called The Harold: Lloyd Night

8:00 pm ($10): Stand-ups who graduated from Wesleyan University and a few of their friends—including Tim Ellis, Stone & Stone, Calvin Cato, Lauren LoGiudice, Willie Zabar, and Jim Melloan—perform at The PIT Underground: Reunited: Wesleyan University Stand-Ups

8:00 pm ($5): NYC comics (not announced) performing at The PIT Loft (154 West 29th Street) hosted by Charlie Landsman & David Fried: Milk & Cookies: The World's Sweetest Comedy Show

[FREE] 8:00 pm: Young and/or struggling NYC stand-ups performing at The Creek upstairs theatre in Queens' LIC (10-93 Jackson Avenue) produced by Meghan O'Malley, Adrian Davidson, and Erick Hellwig: Barely Making It

[TOP PICK] [FREE] 9:00 pm: Big Jay Oakerson (Jimmy Fallon, Comedy Central Presents, Louie, Inside Amy Schumer, HBO, Showtime, MTV, IFC; stellar new comedy album Live at Webster Hall), Dave Smith, Luis J. Gomez, and other NYC comics "discussing the skankier sides of life, love, and stand-up comedy" for this weekly podcast taping at The Creek downstairs lounge in Queens' LIC (10-93 Jackson Avenue): Legion of Skanks

[FREE] 9:00 pm: Jeffrey Joseph (Jay Leno, HBO, FOX's In Living Color, Comedy Central), Seth Herzog (long-time staff comic for Jimmy Fallon; 30 Rock, @midnight, CBS, VH1; host of Sweet), Sagar Bhatt (College Humor), Geoffrey Asmus, Raanan Hershberg, and Luke Touma perform stand-up for this free weekly show at Lucky Jack's Pub (129 Orchard Street) produced by Lance Weiss & Brendon Fitzgibbons: Gandhi, Is That You?

[FREE] 9:00 pm: Improv duos compete for your laughs and votes at Astoria Queens' QED: A Place to Show & Tell (27-16 23rd Avenue): Two-Prov Tournament Round #2

[TOP PICK] 9:15 pm ($5): The instructors of UCB's classes include some of the finest improvisors in the country. In this new weekly show a bunch of them get on stage at UCB East hosted by Doug Mo and/or Ben Rameaka: Hot for Teacher: The UCB Faculty Show

9:30 pm ($7): "Ever see J-Lo on T.V. or listen to a Ricky Martin song and wonder, 'I wish I had more Puerto Rican friends? I have so many questions.' Well, you're in luck. We are having a big ass party and you are invited. We will be answering all your questions about La Isla Bonita, and there are going to be games like 'Coquito or Cocotaso'" at the UCB Chelsea theatre hosted by Mariola Figueroa, Lou Gonzalez, and William Martinez: WEPA! Night of Hella Puerto Ricans

9:30 pm ($7): Comedic storytellers tell tales accompanied by videos, with tonight's guests Gastor Almonte (Comedy Central’s This Is Not Happening, host of Stoops2Stages), Nick Padilla (co-host of Antagonist Storytelling Series), and Chris O'Neil at The PIT Underground hosted by Harmon Leon: Videotale

9:30 pm ($7): Improv group Pony Danza performs and hosts other indie improv troupes at The PIT Loft (154 West 29th Street): A Dog & Pony Show

[TOP PICK] 10:00 pm ($10): Josh Gondelman (writer/producer for HBO's Last Week Tonight with John Oliver; Conan O'Brien, The New Yorker) performs a 40-minute stand-up set, with openers Corinne FIsher, KC Arora, Lauryn Petrie, and Harrison Greenbaum at The Creek upstairs theatre in Queens' LIC (10-93 Jackson Avenue) hosted by Jonas Barnes: Josh Gondelman

[TOP PICK] 10:15 pm ($5): Stellar improvisors Charlie Todd & Kevin Hines provide color commentary on improv sets by other top improvisors at UCB East for this monthly event: Play by Play

[TOP PICK] 11:00 pm ($5): James Dwyer & Jackie Jennings have written dozens of discarded ideas for shows on slips of paper and dumped them all into a bag. Every five minutes they'll ask an audience member to reach in and pull an idea out, and will then perform it...as a five-minute show. Then they'll repeat the cycle. Examples of rejected ideas include "Last Living Tae Bo Instructor Does a Workout" and "Hamilton The Musical—But It's Different." It all happens at the UCB Chelsea theatre: A Big Dumb Thing

Wednesday Open Mics & Jams

5:00 pm ($5): Two-hour open mic for 20 stand-ups performing for 5 minutes each, with sign-up online here, at the Stand Up NY Comedy Club (236 West 78th Street): Stand Up NY Open Mic

[FREE] 6:00 pm: Open mic stand-up show that provides each performer whose name is pulled from a bucket 5 minutes on stage at The Creek downstairs lounge in Queens' LIC (10-93 Jackson Avenue) hosted by Kaity Neagle & Irene Hartmann: Ragtag Team Open Mic Stand-Up

[FREE] 6:00 pm: Monthly open mic for stand-up, characters, storytelling, improv, music, or anything else, providing 4 minutes per person—and a extra minute beyond that if the performer pays a compliment to a fellow performer in the room. Sign up via email by noon today at thecomplimentarymic@gmail.com for one of the 9 reserved spots, or try to nab one of the 5 walk-in spots tonight at Astoria Queens' QED: A Place to Show & Tell (27-16 23rd Avenue) hosted by Jenn Wehrung & Coree Spencer: The Complimentary Mic

6:00 pm ($5 for both comics and audience members): Open mic stand-up providing 5-7 minutes per comic, running 2 1/2 hours. Arrive 30 minutes before the show to get on the signup sheet. This is a fine opportunity to perform at the only comedy club in the East Village: Eastville Comedy Club Open Mic

[FREE] 6:00 pm: Sign up at 5:45 pm for the opportunity to make up scenes at The Magnet with veteran improvisors: Magnet Mixer Wednesday

[FREE] 6:00 pm: Your chance to improvise on stage at The PIT Mainstage hosted by Anthony Velez: Recess

[FREE] 7:00 pm: Open mic stand-up providing 4 minutes per comic. Email PhoningItInMic@gmail.com to sign up, or take a chance at lottery sign-up live between 6:45 and 7:45, at Brooklyn's Halyards Bar (406 Third Avenue) hosted by Lukas Kaiser: Comics Phoning It In

11:00 pm ($5): Weekly open mic that provides 5 minutes per comic, with sign-up at 10:00 pm (maximum of 12 comics, so arrive early), at The PIT Underground hosted by Max Halpert: Awkward High Five Open Mic

[FREE] 11:00 pm: Your chance to perform on stage with experienced improvisors at The PIT Mainstage hosted by Bernard Maynore and/or Patrick Cucuta: Improdome

[FREE] 11:15 pm: A gay-themed opportunity to perform improv—especially musical improv—on the UCB East stage: ...XYZ Jam

NYC Comedy Picks for Thursday 6/8/17

Jim Comey is just a letter away from "Comedy." Watch him testify before the Senate Intelligence Committee this morning on MSNBC, CNN, ABC, CSPAN, etc; and then experience jokes about the potential impeachment aftermath tonight on Comedy Central's The Daily Show at 11:00 pm and The President Show at 11:30 pm, late night talk shows....and on stage.

More recommendations for the best in New York City comedy tonight (in chronological order, with top picks noted and shows over $10 marked with $) include:

6:00 pm ($7): Comedic dance by KK Apple, musical improv by "Charlie," characters by Josh Nasser, and stand-up by Nick Pappas at The PIT Mainstage hosted by Michelle DiMartino & Maryclare DeMenna: Dance For Me Clown

[TOP PICK] 6:30 pm-Midnight ($10 for the entire evening): Essays on the theme Resist written & performed by Rachel Hamilton, Melanie Hoops, and Sheila O'Malley at 6:30 pm; four veteran house improv groups starting at 8:00 pm, themed improv show Junk Food (embracing pure absurdity and silliness, making you laugh without thinking) at 10:00 pm, and improv competition Inspirado at 11:00 pm, all for just $10 at The Magnet theatre: The Magnet's Thursday Night Out

7:00 pm food, 7:30ish pm show ($5; if you show up around 7:00 pm, includes host Brian Parise's homemade penne with meatballs): Josh Johnson (writer for Jimmy Fallon; Comedy Central Half Hour), Hadiyah Robinson (The Nightly Show, MTV, Oxygen), Kerry Coddett (The Nightly Show, MTV's Joking Off, TruTV), Chrissie Mayr (co-host of Comedy at Stonewall), and Alexis Guerreros perform stand-up at Brooklyn's Frank's Cocktail Lounge (660 Fulton Street; take G to Fulton Street or A/C to Lafayette Avenue) hosted by Brian Parise & Courtney Fearrington: It's All Happening: Penne with Meatballs

7:00 pm ($7): "A fan-fictional retelling of the origins of America's favorite best friends, Oprah Winfrey and Gayle King, set in a Chicago broadcast news station during the 1980s" at The PIT Mainstage: What About Gayle?

[TOP PICK] [$] 7:30 pm, 8:00 pm, 9:30 pm, 10:00 pm, and 11:30 pm ($14 per show, plus 2-item food/drink min.): Some of the finest stand-ups in the country spread among three shows at Comedy Cellar (117 MacDougal Street, between 3rd Street & Minetta Lane) and 8:00 & 10:00 pm shows at Village Underground (130 West 3rd Street, off Sixth Avenue): Comedy Cellar Thursday

7:30 pm ($7): Selena Coppock (Amazon's Red Oaks, VH1, author of book The New Rules for Blondes), DC Benny (Last Comic Standing, Comedy Central, ABC's The Unusuals), Harry Terjanian, Liz Magee, and Max & Nicky perform stand-up at UCB East produced by Carol Hartsell and hosted by Sean Crespo & Katina Corrao: Lasers in the Jungle

7:30 pm ($7): After each stand-up performs, you and the rest of the audience get to ask them questions about their jokes, with tonight's comics Kaytlin Bailey, Rachel Lenihan, Sagar Bhatt, Brian Bahe, and Albert Kirchner performing at Astoria Queens' QED: A Place to Show & Tell (27-16 23rd Avenue) hosted by Kevin Froleiks & Sam Bourne: Press Conference

7:30 pm ($7): The writers of Passport Control, a comedic political talk show with a Middle East slant, come out from behind the scenes to perform stand-up, sketch, and/or characters at The PIT Underground hosted by Mehdi Barakchian (co-host of Brunch Night, improv group Kibbles and Bits): Passport Control Writer's Showcase

[FREE] 7:30ish pm: Christian Polanco, Lizzie Martinez, Fariaz Rabbani, Jeff Seal, Alex Fossella, Erik Lazenski, and Jenny Young perform stand-up, plus music by Adam Finchler, all at Brooklyn's Legion Bar (790 Metropolitan Avenue) hosted by Deepak Ananthapadmanabha & Hiram Becker: AbeMixture

[TOP PICK] [$] 8:00 pm ($20): Josh Gondelman (writer/producer for HBO's Last Week Tonight with John Oliver; Conan O'Brien, The New Yorker), Joe Pera (hilarious deadpan stand-up; killer set on Seth Meyers; Conan O'Brien; Comedy Central, Adult Swim; for a very special one-minute set at Carolines, please click here; for Joe's Kaufman awards submissions, please click here and here; co-host of the Dan + Joe + Charles Show), Noah Levine (acclaimed magician), and Jo Livingstone (staff writer on culture for The New Republic) perform on this month's theme of Sin for a show sponsored by website Atlas Obscura at Brooklyn's Union Hall (702 Union Street; take R subway to Union Street) hosted by Eric Grundhauser (writer/editor for Atlas Obscura): Atlas Obscura Live: Sin

[TOP PICK] 8:00 pm ($10): A comic excavation of teen angst artifacts (journals, letters, poems, lyrics, home movies, stories, and more) are shared by their original authors before total strangers at Brooklyn's Littlefield (622 Degraw Street): Mortified

[TOP PICK] [FREE; plus FREE BEER!] 8:00 pm: Katie Hannigan (MTV’s Inside Joke), Anna Suzuki, Karolena Theresa, and Rasheda S. Crockett share their shit stories—needing to go at the worst moments, major accidents in pants, and so on—at The Creek upstairs theatre in Queens' LIC (10-93 Jackson Avenue) produced & hosted by the lovely Natalie Wall (also host of Awkward Sex and the City): Awkward Poop and the City

[TOP PICK] 8:00 pm ($10): A burlesque comedic play paying homage to the tropes of Adult Swm's animated series The Venture Bros.: "Doctor Jonas Venture has used Grover Cleveland's Presidential Time Machine to go forward in time to check out how his son, Doctor Rusty Venture, has progressed with the family legacy, only to discover that Rusty has shot it all to hell! Rusty has rented out the lab to The Hotsy Totsy burlesque show for extra cash, and both friends and foe alike are begging for stage time. Can good and evil co-exist in the world of burlesque?" Find out at The Slipper Room (167 Orchard Street) spearheaded by Cherry Pitz (a.k.a. sharp storyteller Cyndi Freeman; The Colbert Report, Moth StorySlam champion, two-time FringeNYC award winner, star burlesque performer) and Brad Lawrence (Moth GrandSlam Champion): Hotsy Totsy Burlesque Tribute to The Venture Bros.

[TOP PICK] 8:00 pm ($10): A classic play by Pulitzer & Tony Award-winning playwright John Patrick Shanley is performed by Nicholas Thomas (sketch group Blunderbuss), Alexis Di Gregorio, and George Walsh with direction by Patrick McCartney at The PIT Loft (154 West 29th Street): The Dreamer Examines His Pillow

8:00 pm ($7): Sudi Green (SNL, Pop Roulette), Girls with Brown Hair (Funny or Die), Samantha Ruddy (College Humor, Someecards), and Joanna Hausmann (Flama, Bill Nye Saves the World) perform stand-up at this show sponsored by satirical women's magazine Reductress at the UCB Chelsea theatre hosted by Taryn Englehart & Jasmine Pierce: Haha, Wow! by Reductress

8:00 pm ($7): The greatest science fiction anthology radio show of all time was X Minus One. Improvisors who know their genre history created this show in which they make up scenes of awe, mystery, and wonder at The PIT Mainstage co-starring the spectacular Rachel Scherer, with sound design & foley effects from Frank Todaro, and an opening musical set from improv singer Robin Rothman Taylor & improv pianist Rachel Kaufman: X Plus One

[TOP PICK] [$] 8:30 pm ($5 plus 2-item food/drink min.): Wil Sylvince (Comedy Central, HBO, Showtime) hosts Judah Friedlander, Nick Griffin, Mo Amer, Adrienne Lapalucci, and more trying out fresh stand-up material at The Fat Black Pussycat Lounge (130 West 3rd Street): New Joke Night

[TOP PICK] 9:00 pm ($7): Mike Lawrence (nerd persona but razor-sharp mind has made this stand-up a rapidly rising star; winner of first Comedy Central Roast Battle; staff writer for Emmy-winning Inside Amy Schumer; frequently invited lightning wit on @midnight; star of Comedy Central Snapchat series You're Wrong with Mike Lawrence; Conan O'Brien, Seth Meyers, Comedy Central Half Hour, John Oliver's NY Stand-Up, comedy album Sadamantium), Matt Braunger (David Letterman, Conan O'Brien,hour-long Comedy Central special Shovel Fighter, over 50 appearances on Chelsea Lately, two years as cast member of Mad TV, wacky neighbor on NBC’s Up All Night), Scott Dooley (Melbourne International Comedy Festival), and Dash Kwiatkowski (SF Sketchfest) perform stand-up at UCB East hosted by rising stars Jim Tews (Louie, Last Comic Standing, host of Homeschooled, New York Times bestselling author of Felines of New York) and/or Ashley Brooke Roberts (energetic, enormously likeable rising stand-up; writer for Nat Geo and MTV's Guy Code blog): Fresh Out

[TOP PICK] [FREE] 9:00 pm: A show hosted by the lovely Reformed Whores (raunchy comedic singing duo Katy Frame & Marie Cecile Anderson), with guests Matt Koff (staff writer for The Daily Show), Mike Brown (co-host of Comedy Outliers), Melissa Stokoski (Bravo, TruTV's Late Night Snack), and Travis Irvine (VICE), all performing at Brooklyn's The Cobra Club (6 Wyckoff Avenue: Up N' Coming

[TOP PICK] [FREE] 9:00 pm: In this monthly show, each stand-up is asked to open with a nerdy joke, around the middle of his or her set include a dirty joke, and end with a dark joke. Following this quirky formula tonight are Emmy Blotnick (rising star; staff writer & warm-up comic for Comedy Central's spectacular The President Show; writer for Comedy Central's @midnight, Roast of Rob Lowe, and Not Safe with Nikki Glaser; MTV's Nikki and Sara Live, VH1's Best Week Ever), Josh Johnson (writer for Jimmy Fallon; Comedy Central Half Hour), Mike Recine (Conan O'Brien, Comedy Central Half Hour), and Carolyn Castiglia (Last Comic Standing, Comedy Central, VH1; host of Right Now; for sample of Carolyn as white rapper, please click here), all performing at Brooklyn's Catina Royale (58 North 3rd Street, between Wythe & Kent) hosted by David Piccolomini: Nerdy Dirty Dark

9:00 pm ($8): Stand-up & storytelling springboarding off topics tackled by The Ricki Lake Show—fat friends, two-timing traitorous tramps, and so on—with tonight's guests Calvin Cato (Oxygen's My Crazy Love, host of Ed Sullivan on Acid), Angela Cobb (host of My First Time), Chrissie Mayr (co-host of Comedy at Stonewall), Patrick Holbert (producer of End of the Line Comedy), and Cathy Humes performing at Astoria Queens' QED: A Place to Show & Tell (27-16 23rd Avenue) hosted by Matt Smith McCormick: Go Ricki!

9:00 pm ($7): Stand-up about dating & relationships from Monroe Martin (David Letterman, Jimmy Fallon, finalist on Last Comic Standing, MTV), Nore Davis (HBO's Last Week Tonight, Comedy Central's Inside Amy Schumer and Russell Simmons Presents The Ruckus, Showtime's Boardwalk Empire, MTV), Charles McBee (Comedy Central, MTV, host of Nerd is the New Black), Victor Burt, and David Johnson performing at The PIT Underground hosted by Essence Stewart & John Ross: Two Heads, One Brain: A Night of Mansplaining

[TOP PICK] 9:30 pm ($7): At the UCB Chelsea theatre, musical comic Eric Gersen attempts to move himself up to the first page of search results for his name on Google: Gersenality: One Man's Search for Google Greatness...

...and in the second other of this double bill, Lindsay Brill & Janet Silverman perform a two-woman play about being trapped in our health system: Urgent Care

9:30 pm ($7): An episodic monthly short play taking place on "a tropical getaway tucked away in an unknown quadrant of the hot Pacific waters, where the multiverse of your imagination is blown wide open and you also get to swim a little" at The PIT Mainstage: Wonder Island

[FREE] 10:00 pm: NYC stand-ups performing at The Creek upstairs theatre in Queens' LIC (10-93 Jackson Avenue) hosted by Justin Williams & Akash Bhasin: Death Comedy Jam

[TOP PICK] 10:30 pm ($12.34 online using code HKFT): A unique musical improv show in which scenes explode into popular songs with tunes you know but entirely made up lyrics. Instead of an improv pianist, this show uses a DJ spinning karaoke tracks at Under St. Marks (94 St. Marks Place, off First Avenue) directed by and co-starring Philip Markle (former Executive Director of The Annoyance Theatre-NY)—and tonight with UCB Lloyd team seventeen performing an opening improv set: Happy Karaoke Fun Time!

10:30 pm ($7): Improv duo Matthew Starr & Andy Bustillos perform and host other improv troupes at The PIT Underground: Crab Hands

[TOP PICK] 11:00 pm ($7): Last week UCB Harold Night team Women & Men managed a gender-neutral victory over Funky Hard Beats of 89-68. Tonight the new champion faces improv troupe Judy Big Mouth, competing for your laughs and votes at UCB Chelsea's raucous Cage Match

11:00 pm ($5): Conner O'Malley (former staff writer/performer for Seth Meyers; Louie, Broad City), Ike Ufomadu (host of Ike at Night), Annie Donley, Patti Harrison, and Ruby McCollister perform stand-up at UCB East hosted by Alyssa Stonoha: Taste Flavor

11:00 pm ($7): Longform theatrical improv, with piano accompaniment, at The PIT Mainstage: High Status

Thursday Open Mics & Jams

5:00 pm ($5): Two-hour open-mic for 20 stand-ups performing for 5 minutes each, with sign-up online here, at the Stand Up NY Comedy Club (236 West 78th Street): Stand Up NY Open Mic

[FREE] 6:00 pm: Stand-up open mic in which 15 walk-ins whose names are drawn from a bucket get to tell jokes on stage for 4 minutes each at UCB East hosted Brandon Scott Wolf & Paul Oddo: Thursday Night Open Mic

[FREE] 6:00 pm: Open-mic stand-up with comics' names drawn from a bucket and each chosen receiving 2 minutes—and if that goes well, maybe a hug (but not actual puppies)—at The Creek's downstairs lounge in Queens' Long Island City hosted by Ross Parsons & Trey Galyon: Free Puppies

[FREE] 6:00 pm: Open mic stand-up with 4 minutes per comic (sign-up starts at 5:30 pm) at Astoria Queens' QED: A Place to Show & Tell (27-16 23rd Avenue) hosted by Kristin Seltman, Angela Cobb, and Mariana Gacres: The Happy Hour Open Mic

6:00 pm ($5 for both comics and audience members): Open mic stand-up providing 5-7 minutes per comic, running 2 1/2 hours. Arrive 30 minutes before the show to get on the signup sheet. This is a fine opportunity to perform at the only comedy club in the East Village: Eastville Comedy Club Open Mic

6:00 pm ($3): A weekly improv jam open to the audience in which the number of participants on stage is determined by a roll of the dice at The PIT Loft (154 West 29th Street) hosted by Jon Monje, Glorillis Tavarez, Trumane Alston, and Julien Darmon: Chance Encounters Jam

6:30 pm ($5): If you're a gal who'd like to try stand-up but are wary of being vulnerable in a tough male-dominated room, this show may be the perfect opportunity for you—an all-female open mic, with the first 15 comics to sign up (starting at 5:50 pm) getting 3 minutes each on stage at The PIT Underground: Ladies Night Open Mic

7:00 pm ($2, which includes a free beer or water): Open mic stand-up providing a whopping 10 minutes per comic. Email PhoningItInMic@gmail.com with subject line Phoning Thursday to sign up; or take a chance at lottery sign-up live between 6:45 and 7:45 at Brit Pack Studios (34 Pell Street, 2nd Floor) hosted by Ian Fidance: Comics Phoning It In

[FREE] 7:00 pm: In this free Magnet show, audience members (signing in at 6:00) can join in with a veteran improv group to make up scenes on the spot: Magnet Mixer Thursday

[FREE] 8:00 pm: A recorded-for-podcast walk-in open mic providing 5 minutes on stage for whatever you want to perform—stand-up, sketch, song—with names drawn from a bucket at The Creek's downstairs lounge in Queens' Long Island City hosted by Mike Mercadal & Will Watkins: Unsung Heroes

[FREE] 10:30 pm: Walk-in open mic that's mostly stand-up—but any act is welcome—with signup at 10:00 pm at Astoria Queens' QED: A Place to Show & Tell (27-16 23rd Avenue) hosted by Jake Vevera & Amy Liszka: Jake & Amy's Golden Monkey Open Mic

10:30 pm ($3): A chance for you to get on stage and improvise with PIT faculty at The PIT Loft (154 West 29th Street): Thursdays After Class Jam

[FREE] 11:00 pm: An open-mic stand-up show that's first come, first serve, with each comic getting 3 minutes on stage at The Creek upstairs theatre in Queens' LIC (10-93 Jackson Avenue) hosted by Matt Anderson: Barf Up the Jokes

NYC Comedy Picks for Friday 6/9/17

Comics who are parents vent by telling mean stories about their children, with tonight's cruel jokesters Emily Flake (star cartoonist for The New Yorker, The New York Times, Time, Forbes, etc.; author of books Mama Tried, Lulu Eightball, and These Things Ain't Gonna Smoke Themselves), Ophira Eisenberg (NBC's The Today Show, CBS' The Late Late Show, Comedy Central, VH1, Showtime, host of NPR's trivia/puzzle show Ask Me Another, bestselling book Screw Everyone, comedy album Bangs!), Adira Amram (spectacular comedic singer & dancer; HBO, Funny or Die; album Hot Jams for Teens), Ben Schwartz (written for David Letterman, The Oscars, The New Yorker), Abby Sher (written for The New York Times, LA Times, Elle Magazine; author of books Amen, Amen, Amen and Breaking Free), and Kat Burdick (Moth Grandslam champion; webseries KCK) hosted by Ophira & Emily: Sh!tshow (7:30 pm, $10, Brooklyn's Union Hall at 702 Union Street; take R subway to Union Street)

More recommendations for the best in New York City comedy tonight (in chronological order, with top picks noted and shows over $10 marked with $) include:

6:00 pm ($7): Improv and more (not announced) at The PIT Underground: The Toolbox

[TOP PICK] [$] 7:00 pm, 7:30 pm, 8:00 pm, 8:45 pm, 9:30 pm, 10:00 pm, 10:30 pm, 11:30 pm, and 12:15 am ($15 cover for FBPL shows, $24 cover for CC & VU shows, plus 2-item food/drink min.): Some of the finest stand-ups in the country spread among four shows at Comedy Cellar (117 MacDougal Street, between 3rd Street & Minetta Lane), the 7:30, 9:30, and 11:30 shows at Village Underground (130 West 3rd Street, off Sixth Avenue), and the 8:00 pm & 10:00 pm shows at The Fat Black Pussycat Lounge (130 West 3rd Street): Comedy Cellar Friday

[TOP PICK] 7:00 pm ($10): A sketch comedy double-bill from Dinosaur Jones, a group that's "part adventure, part absurdity, and all comedy" and The Executives, a tie-wearing group that leverages physical comedy, all at The Magnet theatre: Dinosaur Jones and The Executives: Coasterville, USA

7:00 pm ($7): Sketch comedy Improv from a six-person group performing at The PIT Loft (154 West 29th Street): Sunday School Dropouts

7:00 pm ($7): Kevin Jones (Darksiders podcast) hosts a panel discussion on non-political current events with Tom Rizzuto (Professor of Music) and Justin McElwee & Chelsea Bennington (improvisors) at The PIT Loft (154 West 29th Street): Don't Shoot the Messenger

[TOP PICK] [$] 7:30 pm ($12): Noah Forman & Kristen Acimovic host this version of game show Jeopardy! "which already totally rocks. New rules, tweaks, and surprises make it rock even harder, leading three money-grubbing contestants through a gut-busting gauntlet of tough trivia, confounding clues, and emotional soul-searching," with guests David Bluvband, Dru Johnston, Mike Antonucci, and Alex Dickson at the UCB Chelsea theatre: Better Jeopardy

7:30 pm ($10): A house sketch group that includes the wonderful Sarah Nowak and is directed by Holden McNeely (Murderfist) performs at The PIT Underground: National Scandal

[$] 7:30 pm & 10:00 pm ($35 & 2-drink min.): A UK-based Canadian who stars in Netflix special Katherine Ryan: In Trouble and hosts with Jimmy Carr the UK Comedy Central series Your Face or Mine headlines tonight through Sunday at the Carolines Comedy Club—with an opening set through Saturday by Josh Gondelman (writer/producer for HBO's Last Week Tonight with John Oliver; Conan O'Brien, The New Yorker): Katherine Ryan

[$] 7:30 pm ($12): Improv group Bucky makes up one long scene in the same location (a winning form that's helped such teams as Death by Roo Roo win a whole lot of Cage Match victories)—and sometimes includes star Sasheer Zamata (whenever that happens, consider this a TOP PICK)—at the UCB East theatre: Bucky: Thank F#@% It's Friday!

7:30 pm ($10): NYC stand-ups Calvin Vato, Frank Favia, Pudge Fernandez, John Minus, Emmy Rivera, Aaron Kominos-Smith, and Lois Thompson perform at Astoria Queens' QED: A Place to Show & Tell (27-16 23rd Avenue) hosted by Cindee Weiss & Angela Cobb: Fun Size and Venti

[FREE] 8:00 pm: Emma Willmann (Stephen Colbert, Bravo, Oxygen, Sirius XM), Greg Stone (America’s Got Talent), Samantha Ruddy, Jake Head, Ryan Schutt, Daniel J Perafan, and Luke Schwartz perform stand-up at the HiFi Bar (169 Avenue A) produced by Gary Levitt & Matt Schwartzer and hosted by Jay Welch: I Don't Get It Stand-Up

[TOP PICK] 8:00 pm ($10): A one-woman show by Maria DeCotis in which she plays a variety of characters: "A lonely flight attendant seeks a worldly explanation for happiness aboard an empty airborne plane, exploring how thoughts and actions from childhood reveal present sense of purpose" at The PIT Loft (154 West 29th Street) directed by Ban Stanton: Unfaced

8:00 pm ($5): NYC stand-ups perform hosted by Molly Austin (TruTV's Late Night Snack) and Christi Chiello (Comedy Central's Roast Battle, Last Comic Standing, MTV's Girl Code, TruTV, co-host of White Chocolate Sundaes) at The Creek upstairs theatre in Queens' LIC (10-93 Jackson Avenue) doing "the best and only show to ever have that name! It’s meowsome!": Cats!

8:00 pm ($10): Six comedic actors perform sketch at The PIT Mainstage as group Uncle Function

[TOP PICK] 8:30 pm ($10): Before this Magnet show, audience members may anonymously submit written confessions, secrets, rants, advice and opinions which will be used onstage by the improvisors—who include such talents as Phoebe Tyers and Sebastian Conelli: The Friday Night Sh*w

[TOP PICK] [$] 9:00 pm ($12): Some of the finest improv in the country from brilliant comics Connor Ratliff, Shannon O'Neill, Alexandra Dickson, Silvija Ozols, and/or Michael Delaney forming a seamless and hilarious group mind at UCB Chelsea—the all-star members of The Stepfathers

[TOP PICK] [$] 9:00 pm ($12): Cipha Sounds (Hot 97, Chappelle's Show) thought it would be cool if a hip-hop star told tales and then improvisors made up scenes based on them. This monthly show is the result, with a "secret" music celebrity "mesmerizing the crowd with amazing stories and linguistic darts to spark the creativity of some of the best improvisers in NYC," the latter being Anthony Atamanuik, Natasha Rothwell, Brandon Gardner, Lydia Hensler, Christian Capozzoli, and/or Shaun Diston at the UCB East theatre: Take It Personal: The Hip-Hip Improv Show

9:00 pm ($10): Kerry Coddett (The Nightly Show, MTV's Joking Off, TruTV), Cristina Pitter, and Amber Rollo discuss this month's theme of Sex from a feminist point of view at The PIT Underground hosted by Leila Ben-Abdallah: The Box: Sex

9:00 pm ($10): NYC sketch comedy groups St. Olaf and Laser Baby performing at The PIT Loft (154 West 29th Street): Boogie Manja

[TOP PICK] 9:30 pm ($8): Comics each perform an argument for why he or she should receive a Pulitzer Prize—with tonight's candidates Kashana Cauley (writer for The Daily Show), Daniel Spenser (designer for Last Week with John Oliver and Full Frontal with Samantha Bee; performed in several episodes of Better Call Saul), Annie Donley (veteran improvisor), and Matt Nelson (comic/director)—plus an interview with actual winner Sarah Ryley (2017 Pulitzer Prize for her New York Daily News investigative journalism on the NYPD), all at Brooklyn's Union Hall (702 Union Street—take R subway to Union Street) hosted by Caroline Schaper (writer for Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, former writer for David Letterman) & Eliza Cossio (Senior Latina Correspondent on The Daily Show): Pulitzer Surprises

[TOP PICK] 9:30 pm ($10): Storytellers share tales of relationships in front of a panel of comics and therapy experts, who then give advice, with tonight's guests Frank Conniff (TV's Frank on Mystery Science Theater 3000; Cinematic Titanic), Erin Rose Chan, Wilson McDermut, and Daniel Perafan at Astoria Queens' QED: A Place to Show & Tell (27-16 23rd Avenue) hosted by Lynn Bixenspan & Morgan Pielli: Relationshit

9:30 pm ($10): An improvised family dinner that typically includes character comics Katie Hartman, Jenn Dodd, Jamie Aderski, Mark Stetson, and/or Tim Girrbach at The PIT Mainstage: Awkward Family Dinner

[TOP PICK] 10:00 pm ($10; includes free beer): Petey DeAbreu creates a version of The $25,000 Pyramid with stand-ups Wendi Starling, Dave Lester, and David Del Rosario, plus audience members, at The Creek upstairs theatre in Queens' LIC (10-93 Jackson Avenue): Petey's World

[TOP PICK] 10:00 pm ($10): Musical improv group Premiere—which features the best improv piano player in the biz, Frank Spitznagel—springboards off an audience suggestion to create a complete story with song and dance at The Magnet theatre: Premiere: The Improvised Musical

[TOP PICK] [$] 10:30 pm ($12): Superb improvisors James Dwyer, Craig Rowin, Connor O'Malley, Matt Fisher, Sue Galloway, Brian Faas, Matt Moses, and Shaun Diston make up scenes about an audience member's legal dispute at the UCB Chelsea theatre: The Law Firm: Law & Disorder

[TOP PICK] 10:30 pm ($7): I'm not sure he's in NYC tonight, but one of the finest improvisors alive, Joe Bill (Bassprov, iO, co-founder of the Annoyance Theatre) will either personally spearhead or lead in spirit a breathtakingly brilliant group of improvisors from Chicago and New York who will blow the roof off The PIT Underground with lightning-quick dark comedy unlike anything else in NYC. The other superb players typically include Doug Stoley (Conan O'Brien, The Scene), Amey Goerlich (Indie Cage Match, Krompf, The Scene), Jed Resnik (Annoyance Theatre, UCB), Silvija Ozols (The Stepfathers), Micah Sherman (Second City, co-host of The Scene, host of Fun), and/or many more, all declaring ChicaGoGo

[TOP PICK] 10:30 pm ($12: Joe Pera (hilarious deadpan stand-up; killer set on Seth Meyers; Conan O'Brien; Comedy Central, Adult Swim; for a very special one-minute set at Carolines, please click here; for Joe's Kaufman awards submissions, please click here and here; co-host of the Dan + Joe + Charles Show), John Wyatt Haskell (writer for Jimmy Fallon), and Aaron Jackson (stellar improv groups Rumpleteaser, What I Did For Love, Fuck That Shit) perform stand-up, sketch, or improv at UCB East hosted by Brandon Scott Jones, Justin Tyler, and/or Alden Ford: Gentrify

10:30 pm ($10): Gal trio Dani Letsche, Case Watson, and Alison Wien perform sketch comedy directed by Paul Valenti, plus opening sketches from group Kiss on the Lips, all at The PIT Loft (154 West 29th Street): Thank You for Your Cervix

[TOP PICK] 11:00 pm ($7): Improvisors make up a sequel to a famous musical on the spot based on an audience suggestion at The Magnet theater directed by Nikita Burdein: Sequel: Tony Awards Edition

[FREE] 11:00 pm: NYC stand-ups performing at Astoria Queens' QED: A Place to Show & Tell (27-16 23rd Avenue) produced & hosted by Chris Gersbeck, Lauren Hope Krass, and/or Peter Bandyk: Casual Sets

[TOP PICK] 11:45 pm ($7): NYC stand-ups (not announced) perform for this late-night show at The PIT Underground: Wreccashow

[TOP PICK] Midnight ($7): This monthly storytelling, stand-up, and carny show brings the blog And I Am Not Lying to life on stage, with stand-up by Anthony DeVito (Stephen Colbert, Comedy Central Half Hour, This American Life) and Jess Salomon, storytelling by Gastor Almonte (Comedy Central's This Is Not Happening), burlesque by Cheri Pitz (a.k.a. Cyndi Freeman; The Colbert Report, Moth StorySlam champion, two-time FringeNYC award winner; Hotsy Totsy Burlesque) and Andy Ross featuring Kermit the Frog—and a celebration of the publication of host Jeff Simmermon's first comedy album, which has the same name as this show at the UCB East theatre: And I Am Not Lying: Album Release Show

[FREE] Midnight: "A new game show where three contestants get quizzed on random topics; raps, video games, different types of soda. We'll even have a few comics drop by" at The Creek upstairs theatre in Queens' LIC (10-93 Jackson Avenue) hosted by Marvin Lattimore: A Night of Thrill-Via

Friday Open Mics & Jams

[FREE] 5:00 pm: Walk-in open mic (signup at 4:30 pm), with 5 minutes per comic, storyteller, poet, or singer, at Astoria Queens' QED: A Place to Show & Tell (27-16 23rd Avenue) hosted by Davey Melch & Sydney Beveridge: Queens Free Mic Fridays

5:00 pm ($5): Two-hour open-mic for 20 stand-ups performing for 5 minutes each, with sign-up online here, at the Stand Up NY Comedy Club (236 West 78th Street): Stand Up NY Open Mic

6:00 pm ($5): A weekly walk-in stand-up open mic at The PIT Loft (154 West 29th Street): Friday Night Mics

[FREE] 6:00 pm: A weekly walk-in stand-up open mic (drop your name in the bucket by 6:00 pm) at The Creek upstairs theatre in Queens' Long Island City hosted by James Hamilton: Scatterbrain

6:30 pm ($3): PIT improv veterans mix with improv novices on-stage at the downstairs lounge for Happy Hour

[FREE] 8:00 pm: An open-mic show that's first come, first serve (sign-up starts at 7:30 pm), with each comic getting 5 minutes on stage at The Creek downstairs lounge in Queens' LIC (10-93 Jackson Avenue) hosted by Seena Jon: Mic and Cheese

[TOP PICK] [FREE] Midnight: Improv is dominated by guys...and for no good reason. A way to help remedy this situation are shows like this one, which is an open improv jam for any gal wanting to participate, at any experience level, at the UCB Chelsea theatre: The Lady Jam

NYC Comedy Picks for Saturday 6/10/17

A UK-based Canadian who stars in Netflix special Katherine Ryan: In Trouble and hosts with Jimmy Carr the UK Comedy Central series Your Face or Mine (for her Conan O'Brien set in February, please click here) headlines tonight and Sunday at Carolines—with an opening set tonight only by Josh Gondelman (writer/producer for HBO's Last Week Tonight with John Oliver; Conan O'Brien, The New Yorker): Katherine Ryan (7:30 pm & 10:00 pm tonight, 7:30 pm at Sunday; $35 plus 2-drink min., Carolines Comedy Club at 1626 Broadway)

More recommendations for the best in New York City comedy tonight (in chronological order, with top picks noted and shows over $10 marked with $) include:

10:00 am-11:00 am ($15 per family): A sketch and stand-up show for kids—no irony, this is for children aged 4-9—with guests TBA at Astoria Queens' QED: A Place to Show & Tell (27-16 23rd Avenue) hosted by Mark Malkoff: Two Juice Minimum

[$] 2:00 pm ($20): A kid-friendly musical that "promotes positive messages of creativity, niceness, acceptance, and frivolity" by Lard Dog and his 6-piece Band of Shy at The PIT Mainstage: Life's a Real Dream

3:00 pm-4:30 pm ($5): An early stand-up show for parents with babies (no cover charge or drink minimum for the babies) featuring Joe Zimmerman (Jimmy Fallon, Conan O'Brien, Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, Comedy Central Half Hour, Last Comic Standing), Tom Thakkar, and Lindsay Boling performing at Astoria Queens' QED: A Place to Show & Tell (27-16 23rd Avenue) hosted by Sally Brooks: Baby & Me Comedy

6:00 pm ($5): Four Indie improv troupes performing at The Magnet theatre: The Rundown

6:00 pm ($7): Solo improv by Dion Flynn (frequent sketch comic on Jimmy Fallon) at The PIT Mainstage: Works Well With Others

6:00 pm ($7): Improv group Miracle Horse makes up scenes at The PIT Loft (154 West 29th Street): Miracle Horse Miracle Hour

6:30 pm ($7): Beth Slack & Brian Hansbury create musical improv about relationships, along with some invited friends, at The PIT Underground: Hansbury & Slack Present The Moment: An Improvised Musical Play

[TOP PICK] [$] 7:00 pm ($12): Improv group Women and Men interview audience members about a weird and/or wild birthday, wedding, bar mitzvah, or other social gathering and then make up scenes based on those anecdotes at the UCB East theatre: Women and Men: Party Jumpin'

[TOP PICK] [$] 7:00 pm, 7:15 pm, 8:00 pm, 8:45 pm, 9:15 pm, 10:00 pm, 10:30 pm, 11:15 pm, and 12:15 am ($20-$24 per show, plus 2-item food/drink min.): Some of the finest stand-ups in the country spread among four shows at Comedy Cellar (117 MacDougal Street, between 3rd Street & Minetta Lane), the 7:15, 9:15, and 11:15 shows at Village Underground (130 West 3rd Street, off Sixth Avenue), and the 8:00 pm & 10:00 pm shows at The Fat Black Pussycat Lounge (130 West 3rd Street): Comedy Cellar Saturday

7:00 pm ($5): Sketch comics share clips from fake shows that never actually happened at Queens LIC's The Creek upstairs theatre: Clip Show: A Sketch Show

7:00 pm ($7): Springboarding off the Food Network's Cutthroat Kitchen, this show pits three improv groups against each other by making them meet multiple challenges while encouraging them to try to sabotage each other at The PIT Loft (154 West 29th Street) hosted by Harry Marker: Cutthroat Improv

7:00 pm ($10): Improv group Big Black Car 2 makes up scenes at The PIT upstairs theatre: BBC2

[TOP PICK] 7:30 pm ($10): A sketch comedy troupe that includes Kristen Bartlett & Jason Gore performs at The PIT Underground: Bridge & Tunnel

[TOP PICK] [$] 7:30 pm ($12): Improv powerhouses Charlie Todd, Jeff Hiller, Jim Santangeli, Natasha Rothwell, Brandon Gardner, Chelsea Clarke, Kevin Hines, Erik Tanouye, and John Timothy at UCB Chelsea interview an audience member about where he or she grew up and then "turn that town's tourist attractions, landmarks, hangouts, local celebrities, urban legends, and more into a hilarious show made up on the spot:" The Curfew: Not From Around Here

[TOP PICK] 7:30 pm ($10): "Created in 1995 at the iO Theater in Chicago, The Armando Diaz Experience is the longest running improv show ever. A guest monologist—who this week is Meliora Dockery—takes a suggestion from the audience and shares true personal tales. These stories are then brought to life by a rotating cast of improv all-stars—and occasionally Armando himself" at The Magnet theatre: The Armando Diaz Experience

7:30 pm ($10): Female and/or LGBTQ stand-ups Kristin Seltman, Lauren Hope Krass, Sarah Cassidy, Taryn Englehart, Shelly Colman, Maryssa Smith, and Emily Duncan perform at Astoria Queens' QED: A Place to Show & Tell (27-16 23rd Avenue) hosted by Kate Moran: The Revolution

[TOP PICK] 8:00 pm ($10): Improv groups Gypsy Danger (which includes brilliant comics Katie Hartman and Evan Kaufman, and which will make up a feature film on the spot) and The Baldwins (which includes brilliant comics Micah Sherman and Sarah Nowak) make stuff up at The PIT Mainstage: Gypsy Danger: The Improvised Movie and The Baldwins

8:00 pm ($5): A frat-themed comedy show at The Creek upstairs theatre in Queens' LIC (10-93 Jackson Avenue) hosted by Carmen Lagala, Billy Prinsell, and Samantha Ruddy: Creek Bros

8:00 pm ($10): Josh Johnson (writer for Jimmy Fallon; Comedy Central Half Hour, Kevin Hart's Hart of the City), Evan Williams (Comedy Central's Roast Battle II), Maddy Smith, and Harrison Herreman perform stand-up at The PIT Loft (154 West 29th Street) hosted by Will Abeles & Craig Friedman: Hey Guys!

[TOP PICK] [$] 8:30 pm ($12): Improv group Airwolf—with big talents Molly Lloyd, Tim Martin, Achilles Stamatelaky, Eddie Dunn, Ben Rameaka, and Adam Fruccie—make up scenes about terrible audience experiences related to a home at UCB East: Airwolf: Let's Go Back to Your Place

[TOP PICK] 9:00 pm ($10): A highly talented freestyle rapping long form improv group takes the stage for nearly an hour at The PIT Underground: North Coast

[TOP PICK] [$] 9:00 pm ($12): An improvised apocalypse from sharp comics John Murray, Sean Casey, Jackie Jennings, Caroline Cotter, Joanna Bradley, David Bluvband, and Zach Cherry at the UCB Chelsea theatre: Goat

[TOP PICK] 9:00 pm ($10): Sharp improvisors Peter McNerney & Rick Andrews make up scenes at The Magnet as comedy duo Trike

[$] 9:30 pm ($45): Eli Bosnick, Noah Lugeons, and Heath Enwright, who create the God Awful Movies podcast, go on stage to make fun of Christian movies—for some reason that escapes me, at the God Awful price of $45 per ticket—at The PIT Mainstage: God Awful Movies Live

9:30 pm ($10): A showcase for comics playing around with interesting bits at The PIT, and also for comics around town trying out experimental work, at The PIT Loft (154 West 29th Street) hosted by Jack Frederick & Melissa Aquiles: Jack & Melissa Present

9:30 pm ($8): Kerry Coddett (The Nightly Show, MTV's Joking Off, TruTV), Shelly Colman, Melissa Diaz, L Michelle, Sam & Bill, and Khalid A. Rahmaan performing stand-up at Astoria Queens' QED: A Place to Show & Tell (27-16 23rd Avenue) hosted by Sarah Kennedy: Tina Fey Will (Not) Be Here

9:30 pm ($10): Improvisors are paired up to perform together for the first time at The PIT Mainstage hosted by the wonderful Ronny Pascale: Cheap Date Presents Blind Date

[TOP PICK] [$] 10:00 pm ($12): A powerhouse group of improvisors—Zhubin Parang (writer for The Daily Show), Michael Kayne (Baby Wants Candy, Diamond Lion), Natasha Vaynblat (one-woman show United Federation of Teachers), Casey Jost (former writer for NBC's Late Night with Jimmy Fallon and TruTV's Impractical Jokers), and Lui Vega—springboard scenes off interviewing an audience member about his or her love life at the UCB East theatre: What I Did For Love

[TOP PICK] 10:00 pm ($5): "Starting in 1982, the city of Atlanta threw an annual party called Freaknik which essentially became the largest black spring break party in the country. The party became so big and wild that the city shut it down for good in 1996. But comedians Andy Sandford and Noah Gardenswartz are bringing Freaknik back...to Long Island City. 'Comedy Freaknik' will be a lot like the original Freaknik, except it’s going to happen once a month, and it will be a comedy show hosted by three white guys. That’s basically the only difference" at The Creek upstairs theatre in Queens' Long Island City: Freaknik

[TOP PICK] 10:30 pm ($10): Long form improv about the behavior of a theatrical troupe both on-stage and off-stage, revolving around a different show biz theme each week at The Magnet theatre: The Cast

[TOP PICK] [$] 10:30 pm ($12): At UCB Chelsea, improv group Grandma's Ashes—which includes stellar talents Ryan Karels, Morgan Grace Jarrett, Brandon Scott Jones, and more—takes your written secrets and turns them into very funny improv scenes: Grandma's Ashes: We Won't Tell

[TOP PICK] 10:30 pm ($10): Using real horror films purchased in local gas stations and bodegas, the hosts select specific clips to play for 30 seconds, pause, and then ask the improvisers to finish the scene. Will anyone survive at The PIT Underground? Attend at your own peril, with hosts J. W. Crump: Gas Station Horror

11:00 pm ($7): Comics impersonate celebrities playing iconic game show Match Game at The PIT Loft (154 West 29th Street): Celebrity Guess Match

[FREE] 11:00 pm: Stand-ups performing at Astoria Queens comedy venue QED: A Place to Show & Tell (27-16 23rd Avenue) produced by Fredric Goldstein: Last Stop Laughs

11:30 ($7): "Matt Radlow & Betsy Kenney are not musicians, and neither are their friends. But that won't keep them from delivering one hour of non-stop music-themed comedy directly to your brains" at the UCB East theatre: Matt and Betsy Do Music

[TOP PICK] Midnight ($7): Each comic is assigned the track of a classic comedy album and asked to perform his or her own version, working with only the title of the track and the persona of the celebrity stand-up. Tonight's album is Jeff Foxworthy's Big Funny, and the comics are Shannon O'Neill, Dan Glaser, Mary Houlihan, Jackie Jennings, Yoni Lotan, Keaton Patti, Matt Rubano, and Bardia Salimi, all performing at the UCB Chelsea theatre hosted by Keaton Patti: Laugh Tracks—Live Comedy Cover Album: Jeff Foxworthy's Big Funny

[FREE] Midnight: "Every month comedian Dan King writes a pilot script for a new sitcom and hosts a live table read of the script. It’s important that you come see these live because these ideas will never, ever make it to television" at The Creek upstairs theatre in Queens' LIC (10-93 Jackson Avenue): Test Pilots

Saturday Open Mics & Jams

4:00 pm ($5; your ticket provides $3 off a drink at nearby Pioneers Bar): Walk-in lottery style open mic (sign-up starting at 2:45 pm) at The PIT Loft (154 West 29th Street): Swing Riders Open Mic

[FREE] 5:00 pm-7:00 pm: Walk-in comedy open mic (lottery system, with sign-up starting at 4:30 pm) providing each selected comic 4 minutes on stage at Astoria Queens' QED: A Place to Show & Tell (27-16 23rd Avenue) hosted by Chris Gersbeck & Veronica Garza: Murray Povich Mic

[FREE] 7:00 pm: Walk-in open mic, with names drawn from a bucket (sign-up starts at 6:50 pm), and a designated beer drinker on stage who might chime in at any moment to riff with you during your set, at Queens LIC's The Creek downstairs lounge hosted by Amy Shanker, Brett Hiker, and Cameron Ford: Power Hour Open Mic

[FREE] 9:00 pm: Walk-in open mic for character bits, stand-up, etc. at Queens LIC's The Creek downstairs lounge hosted by Elise Edwards: Discount Disco

[TOP PICK] [FREE] 11:45 pm: In this free Magnet show, female audience members can join in with stellar improv group The Cast to make up scenes on the spot: Grrrl Jam

NYC Comedy Picks for Sunday 6/11/17

Brett Davis & Sally Burtnick have hosted this superb monthly stand-up show since 2013 at Brooklyn's Shea Stadium. The venue is now closing, so tonight is a blowout farewell featuring over 30 comics—including Dave Hill, Jo Firestone, Josh Gondelman, Joe Pera, Emmy Blotnick, Clare O'Kane, Conner O'Malley, and many more—each performing a 5-minute set: The Macaulay Culkin Show: Shea Stadium Blowout Finale (8:00 pm, $5, Brooklyn's Shea Stadium (20 Meadow Street; take the L subway to Grand Street)

More recommendations for the best in New York City comedy tonight (in chronological order, with top picks noted and shows over $10 marked with $) include:

[TOP PICK] [$] 1:30 pm, 7:30 pm, 8:00 pm, 9:30 pm, 10:00 pm, and 11:30 pm ($14 per show, plus 2-item food/drink min.): Some of the finest stand-ups in the country spread among six shows, with four shows at Comedy Cellar (117 MacDougal Street, between 3rd Street & Minetta Lane), and the 8:00 pm & 10:00 pm shows at Village Underground (130 West 3rd Street, off Sixth Avenue): Comedy Cellar Sunday

4:30 pm ($7): A short play written by Carol Lee Sirugo, and performed by Carol and Jonathan Kaplan, about a park ranger's first day on the job at The PIT Loft (154 West 29th Street) directed by Jay Dunn: Fear Forest

[TOP PICK] 5:00 pm-7:00 pm (no cover charge, but 1-drink min.): For two back-to-back live podcast recordings, comics Deepu Gill (co-host of podcasts Geeks of New York and Go to Hell) and Abbi Crutchfield (Broad City, MTV, VH1) share tales of their "first time" (e.g., first job, first time on stage, first time getting drunk, first kiss) at Brooklyn's Salzy (506 Fifth Avenue) hosted by Evan Morgenstern & Darin Patterson: The Virgin Chronicles

5:30 pm ($7): Levi Penley & Robert Price perform duo stand-up, improv, freestyle rap, and banjo, and tonight clean up their act for high school students visiting from Colorado, at Astoria Queens' QED: A Place to Show & Tell (27-16 23rd Avenue): The Cheep Show

[TOP PICK] 6:00 pm ($7): Storytellers Mel Dockery (The Moth, Now You're Talking), Alexis Lambright (ace improv group The Cast), Andrea Palumbos, and Colin Wilhm interview an audience member, and then springboard off the details to tell true stories pulled from their memories on the spot at The Magnet theatre hosted by Robert Weinstein (The Moth Radio Hour, Now You're Talking): Pull Up a Chair

6:00 pm ($5): Three NYC improv groups that are independent (i.e., not a house team of any particular improv school/theatre) compete for audience member laughs and votes at UCB East hosted by Lou Gonzalez, Chrissie Gruebel, and Brian Urreta of improv group The Mannequin Room: Indie Cage Match

6:00 pm ($7): Mike Sause & Stephen Thornton make up short plays as improv duo Geisha Gravy at The PIT Loft (154 West 29th Street): Geisha Gravy

[MEGA-TOP PICK] [$] 7:00 pm ($5 plus 2-item food/drink min.): Ted Alexandro (one of the very finest stand-ups in the country; David Letterman, Conan O'Brien, Jimmy Kimmel, two Comedy Central Presents half-hour specials; comedy album I Did It; webseries Teachers Lounge; frequently opens for Louis C.K. and Jim Gaffigan) headlines at the West Village's Fat Black Pussycat Lounge (130 West 3rd Street): Ted Alexandro

7:00 pm ($7): Three improv teams compete via America's Next Top Model-inspired challenges at The PIT Loft (154 West 29th Street): America's Next Top Improv Team

[FREE] 7:00 pm: Long-form improv group Distance performs and hosts other groups making up extended scenes via the improv form called "Harold" at The Creek upstairs theatre in Queens' LIC (10-93 Jackson Avenue): Harold Night at The Creek

[TOP PICK] [$] 7:30 pm ($31.25 & 2-drink min.): A UK-based Canadian who stars in Netflix special Katherine Ryan: In Trouble and hosts with Jimmy Carr the UK Comedy Central series Your Face or Mine headlines one last night at the Carolines Comedy Club: Katherine Ryan

[TOP PICK] [$] 7:30 pm ($12) and 9:30 pm [FREE]: UCB Chelsea's signature improv comedy extravaganza, which typically includes superstars in the improv world such as Shannon O'Neill and Anthony Atamanuik, and sometimes network TV & movie stars such as Amy Poehler and Horatio Sanz: ASSSSCAT 3000

[TOP PICK] 7:30 pm ($10): Duo improv from Louis Kornfeld & Rick Andrews at The Magnet theatre: Kornfeld & Andrews

7:30 pm ($7): Brendan Eyre (Seth Meyers, Comedy Central), Corinne Fisher (co-host of popular podcast Guys We Fucked), Kevin Iso (Adam Devine’s House Party), Katie Hannigan (MTV’s Inside Joke), Bryan Yang, and Storm Xu performing stand-up at UCB East produced by Kara Klenk (writer for MTV's Girl Code & Guy Code and contributor to Broad City) and hosted by Greg Stone (America's Got Talent, TruTV's Friends of the People): If You Build It

7:30 pm ($5): Dana Shulman and friends are improv group Student Driver, which hosts two indie improv troupes making up scenes and then performs itself, all at The PIT Underground: Student Driver: Indie Road

[TOP PICK] [FREE] 8:00 pm: Gary Gulman (razor-sharp wordsmith who's one of the best stand-ups in the country; David Letterman, Conan O'Brien, Seth Meyers, Jimmy Kimmel, Jay Leno; finalist on Last Comic Standing; comedy specials include Boyish Man, In This Economy, and It's About Time), Rachel Feinstein (finalist on Last Comic Standing; Inside Amy Schumer, HBO, The Apprentice, Comedy Central special Only Whores Wear Purple, opens for Sarah Silverman on tour), and Matt Graham (FringeNYC one-man show This Too Shall Suck) perform stand-up for this taped show at Kimball Studios (78 Fifth Avenue, between 13th & 14th Streets): Point to Where the Truth Hurts: Gary Gulman, Rachel Feinstein, and Matt Graham

[TOP PICK] [$] 8:00 pm ($10; includes free Big Gay Ice Cream from 7:00 pm until BGIC runs out): Adira Amram & The Experience (spectacular comedic song & dancer act; HBO, Funny or Die; album Hot Jams for Teens), and stand-ups Michelle Collins (former co-host ABC's The View; co-host of ABC's Bachelor in Paradise: After Paradise and UCB stand-up show Magic Mich XXL), Beth Stelling (Jimmy Kimmel, Comedy Central),and Rob Haze (Adam Devine's House Party, Viceland's Flophouse), all performing at Brooklyn's The Bell House (149 7th Street) hosted by Sasheer Zamata (cast member for three seasons of Saturday Night Live): Sasheer Zamata Party Time

8:00 pm ($10): A two-person play by Courtney Ulrich & Ryan Wesley in which "five years after the fateful Ham Factory fire of 2012 that cut short her acting career, former Ham Factory owner turned Life Coach Jon Ham helps Courtney on her journey of redemption as she remounts her unauthorized one-woman adaptation of The Miracle Worker titled The Worker's Miracle" at The PIT Loft (154 West 29th Street): Courtney, Ryan, and The Great Ham Factory Fire of 2012

[MEGA-TOP PICK] [$] [DISCOUNTED] 8:30 pm ($14.80 online using discount code BOX12, otherwise $18): My favorite FringeNYC 2016 show (out of over 60 seen) was a production taking place entirely inside a box, written & performed by breathtakingly talented sketch comic/actress/writer/singer Dominique Salerno (for my review, please click here). Tonight concludes the current run of this amazing production at The PIT Mainstage. Take advantage of this wonderful last chance to experience The Box Show

[TOP PICK] [$] 8:30 pm ($5 plus 2-item food/drink min.): Adrienne Iapalucci (David Letterman, Last Comic Standing, Artie Lange, VH1) headlines at the West Village's Fat Black Pussycat Lounge (130 West 3rd Street): Adrienne Iapalucci: Dark, Angry, and Unrelatable

8:30 pm ($7): Students of Gary Austin, the founder of The Groundlings, performing improv at The PIT Underground: Gary Austin's The Classroom

9:00 pm ($7): Improv group Metal Boy goes scripted by performing this sketch show at The Magnet theatre: Totally Metal: A Metal Boy Sketch Show

[FREE] 9:00 pm: Group Medusa turns a calamity selected by the an audience member into an improvised documentary live on stage at The Creek upstairs theatre in Queens' LIC (10-93 Jackson Avenue): Medusa Presents Improv Against Humanity

9:30 pm ($5): Improv group Higgins looks at the Instagram photos of audience members and then uses them as springboards for comedy scenes at the UCB East theatre: Higgins: The Instagram Show

[ALMOST FREE] 10:00 pm ($1): This improv show is based on a Mullaney Chain (pioneered by Kevin Mullaney) in which the host invites a guest to improvise with him or her, then the guest independently invites a third person, who then invites a fourth person, and so on, creating a one-time-only lineup that will be a surprise to everyone involved at The PIT Loft (154 West 29th Street) hosted by Kurt Guenther: The Telephone Show

10:30 pm ($7): Short stories are used as springboards for improvised scenes in this improv form created by Louis Kornfeld at The PIT Underground: Fact or Fiction

Sunday Open Mics, Open Stages, and Jams

[FREE] 4:00 pm: An unusually early walk-in open-mic stand-up show (put your name in the bucket) at The Creek downstairs lounge in Queens' LIC (10-93 Jackson Avenue) hosted by Sam Rose: Bucket! We'll Do it Live!

5:30 pm ($3): Email Michelle Thomas at improv10000hrs@gmail.com to improvise with experienced PIT performers at The PIT Underground: 10K Jam Jam

9:30 pm ($5): Open-mic comedy, with 3-5 minutes per walk-in performer who signs up (first come, first serve) at The PIT Underground, hosted by Will Neville: Amateur Night at the Gemini

[FREE] 10:00 pm: An open-mic stand-up show (sign up is at 9:45 pm) providing 5 minutes for each comic whose name is pulled from the bucket at The Creek upstairs theatre in Queens' LIC (10-93 Jackson Avenue) hosted by Ian Kitchen: The Grandstand

[FREE] 11:00 pm: The only open-stage show for entire groups of improvisors and sketch comics, running weekly at UCB East hosted by Austin Rodrigues: Bring Your Own Team: Improv/Sketch Team Jam

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